Puzzle Enamel Menopause Humor Coffee Mug by Hazel™
Puzzle Enamel Menopause Humor Coffee Mug by Hazel™
That word right there? "METABOLISM"? It's not a celebration. It's a eulogy. A moment of silence for the metabolic rate that ghosted us somewhere between our 40th birthday and last Tuesday.
Built to Last (Unlike Your Ability to Lose Weight)
Stainless steel with enamel coating that survives drops, fumbles, and the rage you feel when your jeans don't fit. This Puzzle Enamel Menopause Humor Coffee Mug by Hazel™ is tougher than your body's new relationship with carbs.
Perfect for coffee addicts who moonlight as wine enthusiasts or gifts for women who juggle everything.
• Material: Enamel
• Dimensions: height 3.14″ (8 cm), diameter 3.25″(8.25 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• White coating with a silver rim
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China
100% print-on-demand. No warehouse, no waste. Your mug is printed
fresh and ships within 2-5 business days. Because quality takes time, and you’ve waited
long enough for products that actually get you.
Attention! Don't heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating.
Disclaimer: The Enamel Mug is susceptible to staining when used with certain beverages, including coffee, tea, and natural juices. That’s a normal characteristic of enamel products and not specific to our mug alone. Due to the enamel’s rough and porous surface texture, particles from these drinks may easily adhere to the mug, resulting in stains over time. Stains can be effectively removed by applying lemon juice or soda to the affected area and gently scrubbing with a hard sponge.