Santa's Whiskey List Holiday Greeting Card Midlife Humor-4x6
Santa's Whiskey List Holiday Greeting Card Midlife Humor Gift-4x6
Santa Has a Nice List... I Have a Need-A-Whiskey-After-This-List! ??
Introducing Hazel™ in full Santa mode – because if you've made it through this year, you've definitely earned something stronger than hot cocoa!
This hilarious Santa's Whiskey List Holiday Greeting Card Midlife Humor-4x6 features our favorite midlife maven dressed as Santa, complete with her signature rainbow hair peeking out from under that Santa hat. She's got the "shh" finger up and a bottle of Hard Whiskey ready, because let's be honest – surviving the holidays (and life!) deserves a proper toast.
Why This Card is Pure Holiday Gold:
Features Hazel™ as Santa with her signature sassy style
Perfect for anyone whose holiday survival kit includes whiskey
Celebrates the real holiday experience – chaos, laughter, and all
Premium 4"x6"" (101mmx152mm) card with vibrant colors and quality printing
Comes with complimentary envelope – ready to deliver the laughs!
Perfect For:
• Your ride-or-die who's been on the struggle bus all year
• The woman who knows Santa's list is cute, but whiskey is essential
• Anyone navigating midlife, menopause, or just... life
• Friends who appreciate honest humor over fake holiday cheer
Card Details:
Size: 4"X6"
High-quality cardboard paper with toner-based printing
Includes complimentary envelope
Eco-friendly materials sourced from Sweden
Vibrant, fade-resistant colors that pop!
This isn't your grandma's Christmas card (unless your grandma is awesome and has a whiskey list too). It's for the woman who is over toxic positivity and ready to celebrate the holidays with humor, honesty, and a healthy pour of the good stuff.
Give the gift of validation this holiday season – because we all know someone who needs this card! ??
From Over It Alley™ – Professionally Unprofessional Since Day One!